Ginger In The Rye: So There Is This Chick I Know Named Stephanie. She Is Getting Married. But This Post Is Not About Her. Sorry.

IT'S ABOUT THE BRIDESMAIDS!

I felt compelled to post this because I got my invitation in the mail yesterday. It was so exciting!
Even though the wedding is not for a couple of months.

MEET THE BRIDAL PARTY!

SHANNEN RAYE PORTER, THE MOH!

Hi! I think that we have met before!

Last name Ever.
First name Greatest.

LINDA NICOLE JOHNSON, SOME CHICK I'VE NEVER HEARD OF.

I think I mentioned her once or twice.

KRISTIN ANNE SALERNO, STEPHANIE'S BEST FRIEND SINCE 4TH GRADE.

Fellow Ginger.

Ironically she is a fourth grade teacher.
Has an adopted tortoise named Mater. (Clever!)
Looking for a roommate...any takers Blogland??
Has a cowboy boyfriend named Keith.
Middle child.
NAU Alumnus.
Has an older sister named Shannon, ironic.

JESSICA M.F HATCHER, STEPHANIE'S BOO BOO!

Made for each other...in a non- lesbionotic way!

Met Stephanie through Cory's cousins wife, Jonelle who is Riley's mom.(Note: will need information for further reading.)
Walked down the isle with Cory already. (In someone else's wedding) #scandalous
Likes Long Island Iced Teas. (Who Doesn't!)
Former #1 loan processor for Nova Home Loans.
Lives with a Bee Keeper.
Also drives a Honda Civic. #winning
Like one of the fam!

CATTIN GAITHER, STEPHANIE'S WING WOMAN

Fork em'

Met Stephanie through the Ulster Project Tucson in High School!
ASU Alumnus. (*Insert throw up sound here!)
I believe she is related to the Gaither family that are the singers or something.(Don't quote me on that one!)
Engaged to Marcus, and another ASU graduate. (*Still throwing up)

and finally...

KIRSTEN BANKEMPER, SISTER OF THE GROOM.